Here’s a confession for you guys: I’ve never, in my life, been able to grow zucchini. I know a lot of you see me as some sort of gardening guru (which is sweet, but kinda misguided, because I’m learning as I go along, too!), but I am worthless when it comes to zucchini. It’s kinda hilarious, because zucchini are supposed to be one of the easiest and most prolific plants you can grow in the garden. Not my garden. Zucchini hate me.
It’s really quite laughable actually. There is a whole holiday devoted to people pawning off their excess zucchini on unsuspecting neighbors because the plant is supposed to be so prolific—and I am lucky if I can even get a zucchini plant to the bloom stage. I think I’m zucchini cursed.